The 1000 Day Holiday

I noticed we needed rubbish bags. So I bought some…

I removed the full rubbish bag, and replaced it with one of my fan dangled new clean ones.

Now follow this.
Hermit discovers the non standard rubbish bag in the bin.

So she proceeds to get one of her bags (obviously I didn’t find them) and replaces my bag with hers.. throwing mine into her bag..

Apparently she must only ever use : glad white drawstring scented… yes scented rubbish bags.

The reason?

Hermit: well the drawstring makes it easy to tie

Me: Have you ever seen one not rip when being pulled out? And if you use the black ones, you just roll down the top, which forms 2 ends, which you can easily tie in a knot, which seals the bag and wont rip!

Hermit: but its not scented

Me: So you sniff the bag?

Hermit: No, it stops the rubbish smelling.

Me: no taking the rubbish out to the rubbish skip stops it smelling.

How I’m going to fsck her mind: As soon as she went upstairs after changing the bag, i put another of my bags in the bin, throwing hers away inside mine.. hahahaha

And I will continue to, until she leaves!

Did I mention she hasn’t said anything to anyone else in the flat in the last 3 days.
Yes we have seen her, she didn’t respond to me when I said hello.

I think shes C-R-A-Z-Y

Update: 24 June
Shes put another white bin liner in.. so I put another black one in….

Pity I’m off to hamilton, I was soo keen to see how many times it could happen. Maybe I’ll recruit my other flatties.